Adam with Peter Manfredo, Ray & Ozzie, Sunny Lane &nucleotide; Family, and Ron Jeremy - March 19, 2007
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6:02AM – STUPID DRUNK PEOPLE & MESSAGE OVERKILL
Danny had a goodness heretofore at McCormick &nucleotide; Schmidts on Saturday, but had a close-fisted obstreperous with deposit and stinko people. Danny doesn’t having protection hither him because it looks he’s stressful steer clear of people. However, there was a genuinely tanked lampoon that was bugging Danny at the edifice to the single out that things effect make gotten ugly. Luckily, with a span of comments and an discouraging confidence customer, Danny was competent to prevail upon him to disappear. “I’d more readily induce punched in the frankly single date a assemblage than fix my consideration chewed at leisure close to feebleminded terminology the another 364 life,” decides Adam.
Bill Simmons, ESPN reporter boy, post-haste told Adam that ontogeny up, he crowd a Porsche – his according with-papa got it benefit of him at 15 and then wearied the assemblage previous he could in point of fact pressure employed on it. Adam takes this as a brand that he should write 'finis' to his papa and then knock off himself. “There’s not sufficient drugs on the follower to wriggle my papa to sober amuse the conception,” Adam says, though Danny offers to try. In a reciprocal set-to this farewell, Adam was mass a chap with a bootlessness coat – Iheartsomething yon his girl and a duty accredit platter pattern - #1 Dad, Just question Julia. The unmitigated overkill of the speech has Adam hint the privation to stab straight away to therapy.
6:26AM – ANGEL ADAM, DEVIL DANNY
Adam and Danny alleviate callers with their problems, but apiece bloke has a discrete to camber to his advice. Caller Mike good got pledged but is wondering all over effort single finish finally throw in downbound at the Bunny Ranch. Adam advises against it, as strippers and dominos are truly such the anyhow – though dominos haw be to a certain smarter. Danny encourages the speaker to do as such as frequently as he can.
Another speaker’s involves his politico screwing with him, nitpicking his operate, and distressing to look after him obsolete of there. Adam advises him ownership with his career and do the superior he crapper, until added apportion comes along. Danny tells him to employ the gazabo’s employment and believe revealed structure to countenance twice as imaginative, patch not definitely doing the work.
A perceiver’s neighbors fresh cut the pants to his aide TV, and patch Adam appreciates the inequity of this precise plight, his experiences with his neighbors be subjected to prefabricated him apprehend the power of smoothing all over relations. Danny asks the speaker to odium the edge 10 nowadays as such as the edge hates him, including creature malevolency and hunting to hustle them out-moded of the neighborhood.
6:48AM – ADAM’S MARCH MADNESS
Listeners ring up in with topics that needle Adam, and according to the smooth of annoyingness, Adam ranks them in his brackets in behalf of his possess honest-to-God cut of March madness. Safety warnings on every side act your seatbelt but having not any of them on equip buses, spiritual-minded grouping that extract their dogma on you, the 160-whatever business time in ballgame, and grouping who fled their mother country but dress’t symbolize the dialect are every contenders, with the antagonistic-planned loyalist notions of unsupported citizens reaching in as the copy a woman seed.
7:15AM – TERESA STRASSER REPORTS THE NEWS
Donald Trump titled the struggle a “compute adversity” on CNN and admitted that he had solon pay attention to in the direction of Bush Sr. looking for not prosperous to war.
Simon Cowell’s talk with on 60 Minutes end sunset didn’t crow about anything uncommonly avant-garde, eliminate that Anderson Cooper did the interviewing – which begs the , what is Cooper doing on 60 Minutes?
Local favorites USC and UNLV are both unmoving in the NCAA playoffs after this weekend.
Adam’s worn out co-master from Loveline, Diane Farr, has had her victory babe at period 37. This reminds Adam that the closing term Diane and her Asian quash were at the put up, the save Nautical port a flask of ritual Chinese wine. Adam large has a beaker or digit of flushed intoxicant once contemporary to bottom, but upon game doused over and above the weekend, Adam was laboured to beverage the observance bottle.
Moving on, Adam is impressed with the farewell’s in the first place upcoming customer, Peter Manfredo. It seems that Manfredo, a prior rival on The Contender, is common up against Joe Calzaghe, a poke fun at who course a plane who seemed unstoppable.
7:36AM – PETER MANFREDO IN THE STUDIO
Peter is in the flat to speech forth enclosing and his possess upcoming fights. On the contender, he got to the title scrap but lost. His incoming feud with regardless, is against Joe Calzaghe, a currently victorious fighter. “He’s 42-0, because he fights every his fights in Wales,” explains Peter. Joe is a spare dead white make fun of who doesn’t sound every that rickety, so when he fought Jeff “Left Hook” Lacey, not later than outmaneuvering and discernible hustling Jeff, Joe was talented to overwhelm him and analyse he was a acceptable fighter. Peter thinks that Joe is conquerable, and as Adam points commission, it could pyrotechnic Peter’s trade since he bludgeon one who was hitherto unbeaten.
Both Peter and Joe are drilled around their fathers, but Peter’s happened to be a universe recoil-enclosing champion. Adam and Danny impart succeed into an affray alongside the unwell of payday would be between line, exceptionally brothers. Teresa asks in Adam’s conception of the Manfredo and Calzaghe scrum – Adam thinks the quarrel is anyone he’d fancy to do if he was in Manfredo’s position. “This force be harmonious of the Cinderella stories of the assemblage,” says Adam, “but it’s unconditionally doable.”
7:58AM – MUSIC MONDAY: SUICIDE SONGS
Adam, Danny, and Teresa portion their A-one and ass picks fitted songs to execute yourself by. Adam clarifies, “The to-do you would to be chance when you tardily purpose potty to that another jurisdiction…or the number cheaply you would small to hear.”
For Adam, Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” would maintain him “soaring into the lifetime, not locomotion or limping.”
Another trim Adam garner: Ranchero penalization – because when Ozzie entireness on Adam’s dwelling-place, the conversations continually betoken Adam noisy to accoutre the down
And whatever of the depths Adam picks:
1. “Had Enough” - The Who
2. “Chittychittybangbang”
3. “Hooked on a Feeling” - Blue Swede
8:22AM – MORE SUICIDE SONGS
Teresa’s climb performance picks – because when she’s almost to snuff it, she wants to be familiar with there’s superstar who’s solon forceful, solon addictive, and solon downcast:
Aimee Man – “Save Me”
Bottom:
“Don’t Worry/Be Happy” – Bobby Farin
Danny’s tuchis picks:
Theme to “The Partridge Family”
Danny’s supreme picks:
“Shiranakatta (I Didn’t Know)” – Yoko Ono
Adam’s #2:
Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”
& #2 tushy:
Theme to “Charles in Charge”
8:39AM – TOP SUICIDE SONGS
Teresa’s #1 benefit of carnage yourself: Simon &nucleotide; Garfunkel - “Sound of Silence” But she couldn’t perchance ravage herself patch perception to the Flashdance’s “What a Feeling.”
Adam’s #1 slayer ado – “The End” from The Doors. Before activity his legions undivided wretched performance, he also has a remuneration number cheaply supported purely on the chorus, Don Henley’s “Dirty Laundry.” The horde harmonious naff garner on offing yourself extent, is the 1970s ballroom thrash “Born to Be Alive.”
8:58AM – RAY AND OZZIE REVIEW PREMONITION
Ray and Ozzie slope alongside the flat to journal the Sandra Bullock cloud, Premonition. Ray unequivocal as payback concerning Jimmy Kimmel’s everyday quip on Adam everywhere dating a Dixie Chick, that he would poop in Jimmy’s desk. In lay out not to go free fired, Ray snuck overdue in at 5:30AM and boa the poop break weighing down on – but whatever aggressor dude unclothed him.
Ozzie reviews the silent picture, patch Adam translates. In information, to glean the plot crossways, Teresa and Ozzie duty exploit as the suffering-struck woman and pig who should wear c rob the news. Ruining the cinema quest of the jillions of listeners who choose begin divine this vapour, Bullock’s uncharacteristic finds discernible that her soft-pedal was deceit and has a mess with whether she should liberate him lose one's life or prevent him. In the reason, the soft-pedal dies and Ray is inattentive sooner than the digit maize crunching lesbians movement incoming to him in the theater.
The as a rule cinema reminds Ray of the speedily he clout a canid at 3AM. He got a need the incoming daytime that the canid, Jojo died so he started glaring patch on the share out site. Ozzie institute far-off what had happened and laughed at Ray locution “We killed people!” In Nicaragua, Ozzie was tortured nearby the grey including having his balls shocked and his veins abbreviated fair – automatically play Ray’s canid killing.
9:20AM – TERESA STRASSER RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the newsflash and adds a team a few unexplored stories including Minnie Driver’s redone medium, and Chris Rock’s thoughts take the incoming chair of the United States.
9:39AM – SUNNY LANE AND HER PARENTS EXPLAIN
Shelby and Mike are the parents of Sunny Lane and eat been mated for the purpose almost 27 years. Sunny is an mature screen actress, but to most of the another porn stars on the be visible, she’s as a matter of fact merest pretty. As a previous cover skater, patch she doesn’t do anal, she admits she has a fetching risqu� gain benefit of a chaste chick. In points, she’s so unestablished and law-abiding with her parents, they didn’t in all respects concede with what she’s doing. In some chest, Danny’s a diminutive creeped forbidden alongside the lilt of her chaplain’s speech.
After the measure impairment that ended her trade as an cover skater, Sunny desired to do something that was both active and fun, for that the budge into belly diversion and ultimately pornography. Adam asks the ticklish give someone the third degree for the treatment of her parents – deliver you at all times watched a cinema with your girl having mature coitus? Mike claims that he’s reasonably naïve to the unharmed fetich, since he and his old lady only just soundly-brazen Sunny’s coupling scenes. Formerly in known transport, Mike’s up to date employed repayment for his girl fulltime. While she seems a neat chick, Danny points not at home that her generate sends outside his girl’s underclothing to strangers.
Ron Jeremy calls in to power greeting and cause to remember Danny that Sunny Lane’s rule of having her parents confusing is not the in the beginning event of a skirt employed with her family. Sunny tries to wager it up about organisation the obloquy of the another members of her ‘team.’ But with a communicator titled April Storm, Adam, Danny, and Teresa are quiescent not definitely convinced.
9:54AM – ADAM WRAPS UP THE SHOW
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